Two defintions were offered to me this weekend by my son. The identity of the creator, shall remain hidden so as not to cause future embarassment, but I still thought the definitions were entertaining enough to share.
Please be forewarned, while the first is simply cute, the second involves bathroom functions (and I'm not talking about fixing a leaky toilet).
Defintion #1- Elephant Box- The tractor trailer that the circus travels around in and is parked outside of the venue to attract visitors. Usage: "Hey Mom, Look, there's the elephant box."
As you know, all good things come in boxes of course.
Definition #2- Poop Dirt- The marks left at the bottom of the toilet bowl after a particularly messy movement. Usage: "Hey Mom, look I even left poop dirt."
Don't say I didn't warn you. But you have to admit, its a creative definition for something I wouldn't have known how to identify.
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